Book reviews NOW please!!

http://www.amazon.com/Travels-Time-Wheels-Wedding-Republic/dp/1497335361/ref=tmm_pap_title_0

There have been sales, OK, I know there have been sales.
And its not my Mum buying them all, OK.
So where are the reviews.
I don't expect you to be honest... hyperbole, flattery, down-right imitation and simple lying will do.
I'll give points for the best ones; and what do points mean??
Points mean prizes!!

But get them done; c'mon now... if not - detention, lines, remember lines?