Tuesday, 30 December 2014
Book reviews NOW please!!
http://www.amazon.com/Travels-Time-Wheels-Wedding-Republic/dp/1497335361/ref=tmm_pap_title_0
There have been sales, OK, I know there have been sales.
And its not my Mum buying them all, OK.
So where are the reviews.
I don't expect you to be honest... hyperbole, flattery, down-right imitation and simple lying will do.
I'll give points for the best ones; and what do points mean??
Points mean prizes!!
But get them done; c'mon now... if not - detention, lines, remember lines?
Wednesday, 13 August 2014
Sales doubled in August!!
It is pretty, isn't it! |
A bird lover on her honeymoon... |
In July I
sold two books; one to my wonderful, very beautiful and lifelong friend Mary
(she’s in the acknowledgments) and one to someone else – possibly my oldest pal
Mart who features in the book three times... and his shop, The Bike Shed
(Wales) gets a gratuitous mention too. Why wouldn’t it, its demonstrably the
best bike shop in Cardiff, in Wales and quite possibly the universe!
One of these men knows about I.T. and one...doesn't! |
Now I’ve
sold two more... One to Javi, who had a hand in getting the bugger published
(he’s mentioned in the ackies too – Super Techie!) but being a monoglot Spanish speaker, won’t be able to read
it. He just felt it would be a good thing to have, an investment, and he says
it looks really cool. He should know, he’s seen it – you and I haven’t.
Then the
Belgian wanted one but couldn’t download it onto his non-Kindle i-book. We did
a deal; I’m open to deals. Unlimited use of his washing machine while I’m
living in my van this summer... So then we had some beer to seal the deal! A
proper Belgian amount of beer.
The next
morning he had a proper Belgian beer hangover and I didn’t; as I was leaving
with my washing, I stopped in the doorway to chat some more – this is Spain and
it’s rude to leave when you say you’re going... about twenty minutes later is a
good average. As I stood there the cat ran out, the Belgian chased the cat and
the unattended door slammed shut.
No keys,
No cat,
No cat,
No shoes,
No mobile,
No nothing.
Thus the
book cost the Belgian the eighty Euros the locksmith charged to open the door.
Expensive reading – and he won’t understand it either!
You, on the other hand, can read the book at these prices...
Tuesday, 15 July 2014
STOP PRESS: 2 books sold!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debbie Thompson - illustrator incredible!! |
Step forward Golden People to be gratefully thanked by a published author drunk on success! Clearly you are superior people; your taste is peerless, your decisions to be respected and imitated.
Seriously; I would love to know who has bought the book. And if you enjoy it...
Never mind
the hedgerow; there has been a bustle on the bookshelf. The issues have been
sorted and the book can be issued! Click on the link to see it...
What a
pretty cover! Isn’t it pretty? Debbie did it – Debbie Thompson; Guilford’s
answer to Janis Joplin, Four Non Blondes and Pink all rolled into one, has
revealed another side to her amazing artistic abilities. She knocked it off in
two hours after we’d been down the pub one evening. Why suffer for you art,
says Debs.
So, what’s
it about? A bike journey that I did in 2003 from Wales to the Czech Republic
and back. But it’s definitely not about the bike. Wise and trusty sergeants;
bikes chasing cars; three gorgeous Chermann Anias; blondes gone by; bicycling
as Buddhism; sex, drugs, Rock and roll and tiny French villages; the Rainbow
Warrior skipper; sex on a stick – a bed-rumpled Bardot; Trabbies and Chevettes,
kebabs, Guiness and the “clear stuff” all make their appearance, as do camels
in the Czech Repulic, aka, the world capital of surreal... its definitely not
about the bike.
Thursday, 3 July 2014
Travels in Time
Never mind
the hedgerow; there has been a bustle on the bookshelf. The issues have been
sorted and the book can be issued! Click on the link to see it...
What a
pretty cover! Isn’t it pretty? Debbie did it – Debbie Thompson; Guilford’s
answer to Janis Joplin, Four Non Blondes and Pink all rolled into one, has
revealed another side to her amazing artistic abilities. She knocked it off in
two hours after we’d been down the pub one evening. Why suffer for you art,
says Debs.
So, what’s
it about? A bike journey that I did in 2003 from Wales to the Czech Republic
and back. But it’s definitely not about the bike. Wise and trusty sergeants;
bikes chasing cars; three gorgeous Chermann Anias; blondes gone by; bicycling
as Buddhism; sex, drugs, Rock and roll and tiny French villages; the Rainbow
Warrior skipper; sex on a stick – a bed-rumpled Bardot; Trabbies and Chevettes,
kebabs, Guiness and the “clear stuff” all make their appearance, as do camels
in the Czech Repulic, aka, the world capital of surreal... its definitely not
about the bike.
Care to peruse
a page? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LIB5P1O
Wednesday, 15 January 2014
Burgos is Burning
Gamonal in flames |
So; not just a few disatisfied yoof then! |
The background is
simple; after hard years of economic crisis many are without work,
especially the younger generation, many of whom have never had a
proper job; there are families surviving on one small pension. We are
told loudly and often by national and local government that there
isn’t money for vital social services like health and education.
The original issue; 8 million misspent |
The issues are simple;
el
pueblo,
the people of Spain are fed up with their bankers and politicians.
Here, the local council wanted to spend millions to reshape the main
road as it goes through Gamonal, the city’s main working class
barrio.
It has been the one straw too far and this highly conservative city
has exploded in a popular protest.
On Friday the local
committee in charge of the campaign cancelled a march and then
dissolved itself, worried about possible extreme elements and
misbehaviour. A spontaneous and peaceful gathering from the
neighbourhood took place in front of the anti-disturbios,
riot police drafted in from Valladolid. At ten o’clock some stones
were thrown at the police and they responded with a charge. The rest
of the night saw small groups of young people destroy all the fences
and barriers surrounding the area of the road works, rubbish
containers were burnt and the windows of several local banks were
smashed.
As is the way in
Spain, things were quickly organised and a timetable set; 6am keep
the bulldozers out; 12am public meeting to discuss the issues; 7pm
demonstration.
Tonight on the street
things were very peaceful although the tension was noticeable; a
march took place around the area and then went to the police station
to demand the release of those young people arrested Friday and
Saturday night. This was el
pueblo,
all the people, old and young, mums with pushchairs; a genuine
demonstration that everyone has had enough. Humour was everywhere;
social networks are bursting with gags and jokes. Many people around
me tonight were joking that it’s a great fiesta;
a way to meet all your friends and what’s more it’s free, no need
to even buy a beer.
Returning to Gamonal
from the police station, there was a large crowd on both sides of the
street, surrounding the anti-disturbios,
who were guarding what remains of the road works. The crowd were
vociferous, demanding that the police leave; serious chants of, “You
are the disturbance here!” mixed with, “While you’re
patrolling, your wife is f******”. All the political issues were
aired too. Although the noise was pretty scary and augmented by
frequent and very loud explosions of fireworks, there was no
violence. Everyone I spoke to agreed the presence of so many press
and television cameras was responsible; without them another police
charge would have occurred and people would have been hurt.
Rumours were flying as
people made their way home that as from midnight anyone on the street
would have to present their ID card, which must be carried by law; in
effect a curfew.
Here’s a link:
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